Dear President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore."
So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1.. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning
2.Thank
you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral sex.
Now they know more about it
than I did as a senior in college.
3.Thank
you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the
White House)
and on the job is OK. And all you have to know is what the
meaning of "IS" is.
It
really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex.
And one
person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
4.Thank
you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and
demonstrating
that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag The Dog",
could be plausible after all.
5.Thanks
for making Jimmy Carter look competent; Gerald Ford look graceful; Richard Nixon
look honest;
Lyndon Johnson look truthful and John Kennedy look moral.
6.Thank
you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have plead the 5th Amendment and
17 witnesses
who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat
campaign fund raising.
7.Thank
you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess"
and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton"
scandals.
8.Thanks
also for reducing our military by half, "gutting much of our foreign
policy, and flying all over the world on
"vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
Please give my regards to Hillary.
Tell the "1st Lady" I'm working on her own "Thank You" letter.
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