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All the news....

Believe it or not some of the stories that pass for news can be quite funny. Sometimes they are downright ridiculous.
Well that gave me an idea. "What would be more interesting than stupid news stories", I said to myself.
"Plenty, but it would be good stuff for the web site", I replied.


So here we are with a selection of actual stories. Culled from the very news providers that we trust with the duties of informing us of the days events around the globe....Go Figure?


"Deceased made into Diamonds"
"Dead Swedes provide home heating"
"Move to flush '92 law crosses potty lines"
"Revenge for slaying linked to mutilations"